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What are we up to? Making Trashy Divorces!

Posted onFebruary 19, 2019February 19, 2019Authorbetternewsnow

It’s a podcast – a good podcast about bad relationships. Check out Trashy Divorces on the web at trashydivorces.com, or listen on your phone at iTunes, Stitcher, RadioPublic, Spotify, or Read More …

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BREAKING: Alex Jones Converts to Islam

Posted onJuly 2, 2018Authorbetternewsnow

In a stunning reveal, InfoWars founder and well-known conspiracy theorist Alex Jones has told the world that he’s formally converted to Islam. “It’s been a really long time coming,” the Read More …

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NRA Calls for Ban on Schools, to Protect NRA

Posted onFebruary 25, 2018Authorbetternewsnow

WASHINGTON D.C. – In a rare moment of thoughtfulness, Wayne LaPierre, Executive Vice President and CEO of the National Rifle Association, seemed to take a more reflective tone on the Read More …

CategoriesCultureTagsNRA, school shootings, Wayne LaPierre

Annual “Worst Mass Shooting in American History” Scheduled for October 1

Posted onOctober 2, 2017October 2, 2017Authorbetternewsnow

Get ready, America! 2017’s “Worst Mass Shooting in American History” is slated for October 1 in sunny Las Vegas. East Coast residents will experience the celebration in the early morning Read More …

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Crooked Roy Moore hid $150,000 in speaking fees

Posted onSeptember 29, 2017Authorbetternewsnow

Roy Moore can’t seem to keep his stories straight. According to reporting by Lachlan Markay, Moore’s disclosures to the Alabama Ethics Commission and his disclosures to the Senate Ethics Committee Read More …

CategoriesCultureTags#CrookedRoy, Alabama, Corruption, Roy Moore

Is Roy Moore with Colin Kaepernick?

Posted onSeptember 28, 2017Authorbetternewsnow

In a week where countless Americans reported feeling aghast at professional athletes taking a knee while the national anthem plays, it turns out that pro football players may have a Read More …

CategoriesCultureTagsAmerica is Evil, Roy Moore

How has Roy Moore kept his miscreant son out of jail 8 times?

Posted onSeptember 27, 2017September 28, 2017Authorbetternewsnow

Roy Moore’s 26-year-old son Caleb lives a bit of a charmed life. By day he draws a paycheck working at his father’s Foundation for Moral Law – a non-profit that Read More …

CategoriesCultureTagsAlabama, Corruption, Roy Moore

Creator of Parental-Brain-Eating Virus Dead at 77

Posted onMay 18, 2017Authorbetternewsnow

NEW YORK – Americans under age 50 woke today to the news that the man who developed a potent virus that ate their parents’ brains has died at 77. Roger Ailes, Read More …

CategoriesCultureTagsFox Virus, Roger Ailes

White House Names New Robot Speaker: Lie Bot 3000

Posted onMay 16, 2017Authorbetternewsnow

WASHINGTON – Capping a turbulent four months in office, the White House today made a clean sweep of its communications team and announced the firing of Press Secretary Sean Spicer, Deputy Press Read More …

CategoriesWhite HouseTagsLie Bot 3000

The Fading Dignity of H.R. McMaster

Posted onMay 16, 2017Authorbetternewsnow

WASHINGTON – The slow-motion tragedy playing out in the nation’s capital has claimed yet another reputation, following the obliteration of Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein’s decades of regard last week Read More …

CategoriesWhite HouseTagsDignity Wraiths, H.R. McMaster, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, Sean Spicer

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