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Congress Heads Home to Hide Out from Constituents

Posted onMay 5, 2017Authorbetternewsnow

Following their vote to strip health insurance from tens of millions of Americans without so much as waiting for a CBO score, members of congress abandoned the capitol today to Read More …

CategoriesCongress

AHCA is headed to a vote, but there is some good news out there

Posted onMay 4, 2017Authorbetternewsnow

Obviously, our little website’s mission of serving up jokes and alt-reality takes has been swamped by reality. Today, Paul Ryan will push to have his healthcare reform proposal, the American Read More …

CategoriesCongress

Waiting for Reince’s Tell-All Like…

Posted onApril 24, 2017Authorbetternewsnow

But Reince put it there, so fuck that guy.

CategoriesWhite HouseTagsPhotoshop, Reince Priebus

Paul Ryan’s Healthcare Fumble Clears Committee

Posted onMarch 9, 2017Authorbetternewsnow

WASHINGTON – After a lengthy all day and all night session, the House Ways and Means Committee voted along party lines to approve Paul Ryan’s healthcare fumble, known as the Read More …

CategoriesCongressTagsAHCA, Paul Ryan

The Day in Hillary, International Women’s Day

Posted onMarch 8, 2017Authorbetternewsnow

Dear Diary, Didn’t get a chance to check in yesterday because I was receiving an award from Girls, Inc! Such a great organization. It was really an honor to spend Read More …

CategoriesThe day in...TagsDiary, Hillary Clinton

Speaker Ryan Will Kill You Now

Posted onMarch 7, 2017Authorbetternewsnow

WASHINGTON – Declaring an end to the era of reliable health insurance and in an effort to combat historically low levels of uninsured Americans, House Speaker Paul Ryan yesterday unveiled Read More …

CategoriesCongressTagsACA, AHCA, Paul Ryan

The Day in Hillary, March 6, 2017

Posted onMarch 6, 2017Authorbetternewsnow

Dear Diary, Is Hamilton the best musical ever? I think it may be. Bill has been bopping through the house lately, insisting that we’re just like our country, we’re young, Read More …

CategoriesThe day in...TagsDiary, Hillary Clinton

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The Day in Hillary, March 5, 2017

Posted onMarch 5, 2017March 5, 2017Authorbetternewsnow

Dear Diary, What an amazing weekend. I haven’t felt this relaxed in ages. Spent the morning snuggling with Bill, then took a long bath. Talk about a perfect Sunday morning. Read More …

CategoriesThe day in...

Ghost of Reagan Haunting the Fuck Out of Paul Ryan

Posted onMarch 5, 2017March 5, 2017Authorbetternewsnow

HEAVEN – In a rare public appearance, the Ghost of Ronald Reagan shared some thoughts with a reporter about the events unfolding back in the world where he lived for Read More …

CategoriesAmerica's GhostsTagsGhost of Ronald Reagan, Paul Ryan

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America’s Hottest Bachelor an International Man About Town

Posted onMarch 4, 2017March 3, 2017Authorbetternewsnow

WASHINGTON – With rumors of romantic trysts swirling from Cleveland to New York City to DC, Russian Ambassador to the United States Sergey Kislyak might just be America’s hottest bachelor. Read More …

CategoriesInternational Incidents, White HouseTagsSergey Kislyak

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