Congress Heads Home to Hide Out from Constituents
Following their vote to strip health insurance from tens of millions of Americans without so much as waiting for a CBO score, members of congress abandoned the capitol today to Read More …
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AHCA is headed to a vote, but there is some good news out there
Obviously, our little website’s mission of serving up jokes and alt-reality takes has been swamped by reality. Today, Paul Ryan will push to have his healthcare reform proposal, the American Read More …
Hamilton to Paul Ryan: Don’t Throw Away Your Shot
NEW YORK – In what they called a “last ditch effort to save our democracy,” the cast of the smash hit Broadway musical Hamilton has decided to offer Speaker of the Read More …
Paul Ryan’s Healthcare Fumble Clears Committee
WASHINGTON – After a lengthy all day and all night session, the House Ways and Means Committee voted along party lines to approve Paul Ryan’s healthcare fumble, known as the Read More …
Speaker Ryan Will Kill You Now
WASHINGTON – Declaring an end to the era of reliable health insurance and in an effort to combat historically low levels of uninsured Americans, House Speaker Paul Ryan yesterday unveiled Read More …
Opinion: Chaffetz Chuffs at Soros Jobs Program
Utah – Telling reporters that everyone in his district likes and trusts him, Utah Rep. Jason Chaffetz asserted that many of the people who turned out to his February 9 Read More …