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White House Names New Robot Speaker: Lie Bot 3000

Posted onMay 16, 2017Authorbetternewsnow

WASHINGTON – Capping a turbulent four months in office, the White House today made a clean sweep of its communications team and announced the firing of Press Secretary Sean Spicer, Deputy Press Read More …

CategoriesWhite HouseTagsLie Bot 3000

The Fading Dignity of H.R. McMaster

Posted onMay 16, 2017Authorbetternewsnow

WASHINGTON – The slow-motion tragedy playing out in the nation’s capital has claimed yet another reputation, following the obliteration of Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein’s decades of regard last week Read More …

CategoriesWhite HouseTagsDignity Wraiths, H.R. McMaster, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, Sean Spicer

Waiting for Reince’s Tell-All Like…

Posted onApril 24, 2017Authorbetternewsnow

But Reince put it there, so fuck that guy.

CategoriesWhite HouseTagsPhotoshop, Reince Priebus

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America’s Hottest Bachelor an International Man About Town

Posted onMarch 4, 2017March 3, 2017Authorbetternewsnow

WASHINGTON – With rumors of romantic trysts swirling from Cleveland to New York City to DC, Russian Ambassador to the United States Sergey Kislyak might just be America’s hottest bachelor. Read More …

CategoriesInternational Incidents, White HouseTagsSergey Kislyak

Mike Pence is Chilling on a Beach, Waiting to be President

Posted onMarch 3, 2017March 3, 2017Authorbetternewsnow

WASHINGTON – Aides to Vice President Mike Pence laughed off revelations that he had conducted government business using his personal AOL email account while governor of Indiana. “Of course he Read More …

CategoriesWhite HouseTagsButch, Mike Pence

Carson’s HUD Teams with ICE for Housing Policy

Posted onMarch 3, 2017March 3, 2017Authorbetternewsnow

HOUSTON – Newly confirmed Housing and Urban Development Secretary Dr. Ben Carson summoned reporters to Houston, Texas, on Friday to unveil what he billed as a “forward-thinking approach to affordable Read More …

CategoriesWhite HouseTagsBen Carson, Deportation, HUD, ICE

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