The Day in Hillary, March 5, 2017

Dear Diary,

What an amazing weekend. I haven’t felt this relaxed in ages. Spent the morning snuggling with Bill, then took a long bath. Talk about a perfect Sunday morning. Later I’m taking the dogs for a walk, then spending the afternoon with the grandkids. Oh, remember to call tomorrow and schedule a spa day. I’ve earned it.

Watched a little of the Sunday shows. I can’t believe how much they much they make me laugh these days.

Caught up on SNL. I’m so gay for Kate McKinnon. Who isn’t?

Gratitude list time. Here are my favorite things for Sunday:

  1. Mike Pence complaining that his wife’s email address, improperly used to conduct state business, was published by the AP. But her emails! Amirite, Mike?
  2. A president using Twitter to tell everybody that he’s the target of a FISA warrant! Well how bow dah. Paging James Comey. James Comey, please pick up the courtesy phone in the lobby and TELL THE AMERICAN PEOPLE WHAT YOU KNOW.
  3. Honey scented bodywash. Best thing ever. We gotta save those bees.

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