Congress Heads Home to Hide Out from Constituents
Following their vote to strip health insurance from tens of millions of Americans without so much as waiting for a CBO score, members of congress abandoned the capitol today to Read More …
AHCA is headed to a vote, but there is some good news out there
Obviously, our little website’s mission of serving up jokes and alt-reality takes has been swamped by reality. Today, Paul Ryan will push to have his healthcare reform proposal, the American Read More …
Waiting for Reince’s Tell-All Like…
But Reince put it there, so fuck that guy. Facebook Comments
Hamilton to Paul Ryan: Don’t Throw Away Your Shot
NEW YORK – In what they called a “last ditch effort to save our democracy,” the cast of the smash hit Broadway musical Hamilton has decided to offer Speaker of the Read More …
Paul Ryan’s Healthcare Fumble Clears Committee
WASHINGTON – After a lengthy all day and all night session, the House Ways and Means Committee voted along party lines to approve Paul Ryan’s healthcare fumble, known as the Read More …
The Day in Hillary, International Women’s Day
Dear Diary, Didn’t get a chance to check in yesterday because I was receiving an award from Girls, Inc! Such a great organization. It was really an honor to spend Read More …
Speaker Ryan Will Kill You Now
WASHINGTON – Declaring an end to the era of reliable health insurance and in an effort to combat historically low levels of uninsured Americans, House Speaker Paul Ryan yesterday unveiled Read More …
The Day in Hillary, March 6, 2017
Dear Diary, Is Hamilton the best musical ever? I think it may be. Bill has been bopping through the house lately, insisting that we’re just like our country, we’re young, Read More …
The Day in Hillary, March 5, 2017
Dear Diary, What an amazing weekend. I haven’t felt this relaxed in ages. Spent the morning snuggling with Bill, then took a long bath. Talk about a perfect Sunday morning. Read More …
Ghost of Reagan Haunting the Fuck Out of Paul Ryan
HEAVEN – In a rare public appearance, the Ghost of Ronald Reagan shared some thoughts with a reporter about the events unfolding back in the world where he lived for Read More …